Fun – Aspasía S. Bissas

This is where you’ll find a random assortment of things that amuse me (and that I hope you’ll also enjoy). Check back often (newest posts are at the top of the page)!

free hugs via aspasia s. bissas

and rhe food bowl was empty spooky story cat via aspasia s. bissas

do you really need a new book via aspasia s. Bissas

who are we, book lovers meme, via aspasia s. bissas

it's getting goth in here via aspasia s. bissas

friends who borrow books via aspasia s. bissas

reasons to bring back cloaks meme, it has pockets, via Aspasia S. Bissas, aspasiasbissas.com, hide your books

me coming back as a ghost via aspasia s. bissas

vampire says stay hydrated via aspasia s. bissas

best way to proofread meme via aspasia s. bissas

the two people who always like all your posts via aspasia s. bissas — Love you guys 😉 ♥

international novels via aspasia s. bissas

D&D Bookmark Alignment Chart, via Aspasia S. Bissas, aspasiasbissas.com

when people tell writers they cant kill any more characters via aspasia s. bissas

skeletor meme, writer meme, writers gonna kill, funny, humour, humor, writing, writers, writing life, aspasiasbissas.com

spiralling out of control meme, online, internet, wasting time, funny, relatable, meme, memes, aspasiasbissas.com

french explained, funny, humor, humour, languages, learning languages, francais, francais explique, aspasiasbissas.com, meme, memes, tumblr — French explained…

when you're a bad omen but also like to have fun, crow, party crow, aspasiasbissas.com, meme, memes, crow meme, corvid, corvids, omens, omen

kitty, kitty bat, bat, black cat, black kitty, black kitten, cute, cuteness, dark, spooky, awesome

mental illness, meme, funny, my bloodline is cursed, extra, aspasiasbissas.com

to do list via aspasia s. bissas — Found on Bored Panda

guilty pleasures meme via aspasia s. bissas

I have so many questions…

Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” done Medieval style…

depression upgrade via aspasia s. bissas

vampire meme via aspasia s. bissas

Which kitty in isolation are you today? meme via Aspasia S. Bissas

A flower for anyone not feeling their best today, via aspasia s. bissas

self isolation, quarantine, coronavirus, 2020, covid, covid 19, funny, humor, aspasiasbissas.com

February haiku, via Aspasia S. Bissas

"One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box." — You may never find another box this good…

sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and read for a couple of years, aspasiasbissas.com

dinosaur attack, aspasiasbissas.com

Maple Leaf Cake via aspasiasbissas.com — Jacob wanted a hockey cake and got a cold cuts company cake instead. In Canada you really need to specify which maple leaf you mean.

Is Santa a vampire? via Aspasia S. Bissas

Are you lawful good, chaotic evil, or somewhere in between? Email sign-off alignment.

"why are writers so..." aspasia s. bissas — They missed awesome 😉

when you realize october is almost over, michael myers meme, aspasia s. bissas

warning signs your writer is stressed — Via @PaperFury

I should be writing, Aspasia S. Bissas

hello october, aspasiasbissas.com

what disney princesses do in their spare time — Reading goals (just add a cat or three)

new book flowchart. Aspasia S. Bissas has books for you.

skeleton fairy

summer is ending

the hermit

sweet caroline

haunted bookshop

monday

One library offers “anti-staff picks”–books the librarians hate:

anti-staff picks

kitty feet

ready for summer

Hello, May on the website of Aspasía S. Bissas, author of Love Lies Bleeding

book prices

1st april

Pi-Day

scarleg johannson — True story (originally posted on my Tumblr)…

nobody asked

Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day! Thank your local fluffy-tailed rodents for all they do to expand plant ecosystems and regenerate forests ❤

squirrel reading

no such thing as too many books

too much peopling

Thank your local cats…

corgi cuteness.gif — Nabbed this cuteness from a Colossal newsletter and had to share 🙂

hst

small print

street fight

at least

no regrets

Have you seen real life lately? Distract yourself 🙂

real life distraction

ps books

hello october

calm owl

which morticia

skelesparkle

The Canadian Anthem We Never Knew We Needed:

nice try

Happy Nikola Tesla Day!

00 tesla current events

Haiku 5 by Aspasía S. Bissas

Wasp inside my house

Your presence is disturbing

Cold, you lie in wait

inspirational

mercutio punning

Ride the bike, knit a scarf…

Cyclo Knitter by George Barratt-Jones from George Barratt-Jones on Vimeo.

Cutest Weeping Angel ever…

bowie scale — Found on @ckmamacat’s Instagram

This woman is magic…

Anyone who says animals aren’t smart can just duck off (cute video + terrible pun = my gift to you)…

00 argument plate

Haiku 4 by Aspasía S. Bissas

The plane carried me,

I thought, to concrete and steel

But I found magic

00 riddle

Haiku 3 by Aspasía S. Bissas

Male cardinal chirps

Female cardinal echoes

I offer them seeds

00 heavy soul

Cyndi’s Haiku (Inspired by “Time After Time”)

Lying in my bed

Clock ticks and I think of you

You’re calling to me.

Too true…

00 good start

Because Christopher Walken:

inspirationalmessage(1) — (Source: http://nathanielrussell.com/)

00 dandy lions

Happy Pi Day! I just found out about Piems. They’re poems where the length of each word is the same as the corresponding number of the Pi sequence. What’s not to like?

Piem by Sir James Jeans

How I want a drink,

Alcoholic of course,

After the heavy lectures

Involving quantum mechanics.

Haiku 2 by Aspasía S. Bissas

Eyes flecked with gold dust

Bones of charcoal and promise

How did I lose you?

Haiku 1 by Aspasía S. Bissas

Lone bean in the sink

How did it deserve this fate?