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Aspasía S. Bissas
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It’s that time of year again when we pay homage to the monster that brought vampires to the masses, the Count himself: Dracula.
As you can imagine, Dracula has sparked imaginations countless time since Bram Stoker’s novel was first published in 1897. The number of onscreen adaptations alone could keep you occupied for a lifetime. But today we’re focusing on a few of the products that have made it to market over the years– apologies if you have the sudden urge to start scouring flea markets and online ads…
The cover art alone makes this album by Bob McFadden worth seeking out…
Featuring “authentic Transylvanian recipes” by Marina Polvay. Not gonna lie– I want a copy.
(Someone posted a few shots of the book on instagram, including a recipe for Veal Roast. Take a look here.)
If you’re looking for something more along the lines of what Dracula himself would eat, Ardin C. Price’s recipes all feature blood. I wouldn’t say no to this one, either (although I don’t think I’d make any of the recipes.)
(There are also shots of this book on instagram, including a recipe for Totoga– Roasted Pig Organs. Take a look here.)
One gram of soil in a coffin amulet, and it comes with a certificate of authenticity. Just in case Dracula needs to crash at your place and doesn’t have any native soil on him.
Commissioned by Bela Lugosi himself to give to friends, it’s rumoured that only 25 were made, and of those only a few are left. Happy hunting!
Based on Edward Gorey’s original designs for the set of the 1977 theatre adaptation of Dracula. An updated version of the toy theatre is still in print.
I actually got to play this once when I was a kid, and I’ve got to say it’s pretty fun to get a vampire bite– even if it is only red marker dots on your finger. There are other Dracula games out there, but there might not be any better ones.
Made by the Aurora company, these were meant to be assembled and painted. Some people like model planes, some like model monsters.
These are probably the easiest items to find; it would be fun to collect as many variations as possible.
Do you have any of these? Which would you want to get if you could? Share in the comments…
Cheers,
Aspasía S. Bissas
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Honor the Gods has written a great post on an important topic. Keep reading to find out about how you can help bees…
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Aristaeus is the son of Apollo and the huntress Cyrene. He was raised by nymphs, from whom he learned the rustic arts of bee-keeping, mead-making, and cheese-making. He also studied with the centaur Chiron, from whom he learned the selection and uses of medicinal herbs. Aristaeus taught these arts to humanity and was widely revered as a benevolent deity.
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Today, May 20, has been designated World Bee Day by the United Nations!
Bees and other pollinators, such as butterflies, bats and hummingbirds, are increasingly under threat from human activities.
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While vampires will forever be my favourite, I’m also a fan of a good vampire hunter. And Guillermo de la Cruz from What We Do in the Shadows is a great one. Keep reading to find out why…
Guillermo starts out as vampire Nandor’s familiar, which he describes as being a cross between a best friend and a slave. At first, Guillermo is overlooked, disrespected, and taken for granted. Vampire Laszlo usually can’t even be bothered to use his name, calling him Gizmo instead. By the end of Season 4, Guillermo is a vampire hunter, Nandor’s bodyguard, a parent figure to baby Colin, and is essential to running vampire Nadja’s nightclub. As a human, he’ll never be seen as an equal, but when it comes to the vampires who live with him, he’s as close as any human can get.
Although (adult) Colin Robinson seems fairly competent, it’s Guillermo who keeps the vampires’ lives running smoothly. He maintains the household, takes care of the vampires’ (sometimes bizarre) needs and requests, is their liaison to the modern world, protects them, and more. When Guillermo leaves for a few weeks, Nandor ends up begging him to come back. He can also dismember a body, which is a handy skill to have when you live with vampires.
Guillermo might be one of the only familiars to not die prematurely. Nadja and Laszlo’s familiars never last long; meanwhile, Guillermo has been with Nandor for ten years. He’s also (presumably) the only survivor of a group of familiars who are ambushed and slaughtered. He also makes it through a gladiatorial-style setup at the Night Market, where familiars are pitted against one another for entertainment (and again, don’t seem to last long). Nandor does have an older familiar who apparently retired, so maybe he’s the only vampire to take care of his familiars. Still, he’s not always around, and yet Guillermo endures.
When he gets the results of a DNA test, Guillermo finds out he’s a distant descendant of Abraham Van Helsing. At first he thinks it’s a funny coincidence, but quickly realizes there might be something to it, in part because he’s already killed two vampires. While those deaths could reasonably have been called accidents, Guillermo tests the theory by practising with stakes, before moving on to killing the vampires who keep showing up at the house to kill Nandor, Nadja, and Laszlo. And he’s good at it. Really good. Guillermo can take down an entire room of vampires without breaking a sweat. When he’s forced into a gladiatorial match against Nandor, he proves that he could take down Nandor too (he doesn’t, though). Apparently Guillermo is a natural born vampire killer.
One of the best things about Guillermo is that he’s no typical superhero. He’s soft-spoken, wears glasses (because he needs them– not as a disguise) and sweater vests, is on the chubby side, and isn’t overly tall. And he kicks ass. You’d never have to worry about a vampire attack if he’s nearby. Buffy was also supposed to be an unconventional hero because she’s– gasp!– a girl! Okay, it was a big deal at the time (and much needed), but Buffy still ticks all the other usual hero boxes: she’s conventionally attractive, fit, fashionable, wisecracking– she’s supposed to be a teenager but never even gets a pimple. She’s basically Miss Stereotypical All-American. Well, Guillermo is American too– just not what people tend to think of, which is, of course, the point. Toward the end of season 4, Guillermo also comes out as gay– another attribute not generally associated with heroes (Marvel/DC are only just starting to introduce LGBTQ+ supers, and somehow it’s considered controversial). Is Guillermo what most people think of when they picture a vampire hunter? No, and that’s awesome.
Bonus: Guillermo wants to be a vampire, even after realizing he’s a born vampire hunter. If he ever gets his wish, it’ll be interesting to see how those two opposing sides of him fight it out.
What do you think of Guillermo, or vampire hunters in general? Share your thoughts in the comments…
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Cheers,
Aspasía S. Bissas
When writers can relate to vampires…
Cheers,
Aspasía S. Bissas
When writers write about vampires:
Love Lies Bleeding: Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Apple Books, Amazon
FREE Blood Magic: Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Apple Books
FREE Tooth & Claw: Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Apple Books
If you prefer paperback, use this link to order Love Lies Bleeding from Bookshop – a portion of each sale goes directly to independent bookstores, as well as to myself. Thank you for supporting indie! ♥
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